Ed’s FirstNew
York.

Hey, my name's Ed [surname unclear], and how did a nice boy from Lynn Valley in North Vancouver end up in big, bad New York City? Well, my wacky friend, Benny Doro, one day said, hey, Ed, want to come to New York City? Next thing I know, I was on a plane there. So I got to hang out in his apartment, which was a [unclear address] in West New York, which had a view of New York City.

That was kind of wild. And I decided it would be a good idea to take pictures outside of his place with the city skyline in the back. And a truck that is not his, let's make that clear, his Lincoln Navigator was parked on the ground. And then we proceeded to go around New York City, and he showed me the sights. So there's a picture of me by a police car on 14th Street, Union Square.

And you can see me also in front of DSW shoes where I went in and I'm pretty sure I bought some shoes because the selection was just fantastic. And there's actually a picture where I look a little confused in front of Whole Foods, which was beside DSWs because I thought, did I buy two pairs or six pairs of shoes? As we move along, you can see I have my whimsical look. I have my evil look. which became later Evil Ed look.

And there's some more photos of me. I have the Empire State Building in the background. And I thought, wow, usually you only see people with pictures by the Empire State Building. And here I am with my own. No Photoshop involved.

Then it was time to take a train ride. So we took a train ride. That looks like maybe if that's a 28th Street, that's probably the R train train. So that'd be the R train. Where we were going, maybe 42nd Street, I'm not sure.

But as we continue along, you can see me on the train, riding it like a boss, and then I get off. And it looks like I'm in the village someplace, but I'm actually on Broadway by another metro station with people all around me. This picture is inconsequential. Just move on from it. Later on, there's me standing amongst people, slightly blurry picture, [unclear phrase] another one by the 34th Street train station,

which is by the Empire State Building. So we took some pictures there since it was a famous street, and it was my first time. As we wandered around, next thing I know, we were in Macy's. So I took one picture of myself and Macy's to show that I had taste and flair and fashion. Because my name is Evil Ed.

Continuing along, we had a journey. So how do you get some place? Let's go to Penn Station. Penn Station has a lot of great things, including bars and restaurants. I'm sure we didn't get a snack.

I'm sure it was a drink. Moving along, all this walking around New York City made us very, very hungry and thirsty. So we ended up at Bobby Flay's Bar Americain on I think it's 43rd Street or used to be. Anyways, it's no longer there, but it was a real hot place at the time when Bobby was rocking on Food Network. with the throwdown, etc.

And there we are in Bobby Flay's restaurant, being treated like kings, drinking like kings, eating like kings, and I'm sure I paid a bill like a king. Moving along, there's a picture of Ed outside, Bar Americain. I wonder what's there now, probably a home hardware or something, or Home Depot. There's some nighttime shots, and of course we want to get a little bit of brighter,

and there's a picture of Ed smiling by the double tree in time. Square. How touristic of Ed to do this, but it's got to be done at least once. So you can see the Kodak sign, Bank of America. We are definitely in Times Square now. Not sure what we did there, but somebody came up and thought Ed was a rock star. As some woman, she looks Jewish, maybe [unclear word], and decided, let's have a photo.

Some more pictures of Ed in Times Square because you just can't get enough of those the first time you're in New York City, and hopefully it'll be the last time that you have pictures in Times Square being very touristic. So that's where we end this particular photo collection of Evil Ed [surname unclear] in New York City, and he was brought to here, courtesy of Benny Doro and probably Charlie McLaughlin. We hope you've enjoyed this tour of Evil Ed in New York City. I'm sure there will be more

pictures of him and his adventures in New York. Stay tuned.